anti-social-teen

Chekov/Sulu - Mini Dialogues 1. "End no whores vhile I em avay." "...Did you just say whores?" "Yes.  Vhy do you ask?" "Well, you're so innocent, Pav.  How do you even know that word?" "I em not as eennocent as eweryvon seems to zink.  I could show you, eef you like." "Pav, don't you have to go...?" "Vhat, me?  Noooo.  I figure a few meenutes von't hurt anyvon." "And you're going to show me how un-innocent you are...?" "Oh, yez." "Well, shit.  Who can turn down that offer?" 2. "Damn it, Pasha!  Don't look at me with that face!" "Vaht, zis face?  I kn

YOU COULDN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE ! Kirk, being the "Oh so Powerful Leader" that he was , decided that the command crew could use some down time . At first, it was fine, but after Spock beat everyone at chess and Sulu started whining, all HELL broke loose. Chekov had somehow found a large blow-up hammer and was running around, screaming "KILL ALL THE KLINGONS!KILL ALL THE KILNGONS!" as he hit random people in the face with his "Weapon" Jim had rigged the replicator to spew out tons of cake , then proceeded to throw them at anything within a 5 ft radius. He laughed maniacally while throwing his "Deadly Weapons".   "THE KLINGONS HAVE REPLICATED

12:04 Where are you? JW 12:04 At home. Resting. SH 12:05 Really? JW 12:05 Yes. Watching crappy telly on the couch. Just like the Dr ordered. SH 12:06 That's very interesting. JW 12:06 It is? SH 12:06 Yes. Because I'm home too. JW 12:07 Why are you there?! SH 12:07 A better question is why aren't you? JW 12:08 I got bored lying around. SH 12:08 You have the flu. You're supposed to lie around. JW 12:09 But I was bored. SH 12:09 I don't care. Where are you? JW 12:09 Not telling. SH 12:10 I could always send Mycroft to find you. JW 12:10 You wouldn't dare. SH 12:10 Try me. JW 12:11 At St Bart's.

1:27 Can you buy some rat poison? SH 1:27 Why? JW 1:28 I want to make cookies SH 1:28 With rat poison? JW 1:28 Yes. They're a gift. SH 1:29 Oh. I'm not letting you poison Donovan. JW 1:29 They aren't for Donovan. SH 1:30 Not letting you poison Anderson JW 1:30 Not for him either. SH 1:31 Mycroft? JW 1:31 Took you long enough. SH 1:32 Third time's a charm. JW 1:32 Has nothing to do with charm. It's process of elimination. SH 1:33 Figure of speech Sherlock. JW 1:33 Oh. Right. SH 1:33 Why do you want to poison Mycroft? JW 1:34 Do I need a reason to poison my brother? SH 1:34 Actually yes. JW

12:00 I'm bored. SH 12:02 I'm at work Sherlock. JW 12:02 I'm aware of your location. SH 12:03 I mean I'm busy..... JW 12:03 No you're on break. SH 12:04 That's beside the point. I could be busy. JW 12:04 But you're not. And I'm bored. SH 12:05 So do an experiment or something. JW 12:06 No material. SH 12:08 So drop by Bart's and ask Molly for something. I'm sure she would love to see you. JW 12:09 Yes. But I'd rather not see her. SH 12:09 That's not nice Sherlock. JW 12:10 No it isn't. But why is that relevant? SH 12:11 Why do I bother? JW 12:11 Bother with what? SH 12:12 Nothing. Never mind. JW